Cobras MC


There is a lot of shit to see here at the Cobras World MC. Start with the club house. There are some games out front, some bike vendors and a ton of other vendors to look at. It all helps pay for the sim.

Check out the bottom of the sim, there is some great shit to see. First and foremost there is a Veterans memorial you have to check out. I love anything that honors the Veterans. There is also another memorial for friends of the MC who have passed away in real life. This is a pretty cool area. You definitely should come check it out and pay your respects.

Okay along the ground floor there are plenty of things to see like a giant fucking owl near a camp fire. Mmmm bbq owl giblets. There is also a place by the water you can sit and chat at to relax and look out over the water.

Alright so you wanna ride the track don’t you. Well this place has a cool thing I’ve not seen on other Sims yet.. They have this script you put into your bike and when you drive into these redirect panels it will move you to the location you choose. What a great concept, seriously. It’s a pain in the dick to have to rerezz your bike after you tp well this takes care of it nicely. So drive around to the back of the clubhouse, get the free script and put it in your bike and chose your destination. I would say start with the Cobra Coil Ramp Track. You will be brought to the Skull track. Start the race track and you will come to the ramp midway or so through it. By all means though check out the skull track as well it is a great track and well worth the ride.

You follow the ramp up and it will bring you to the only premade track on the sim. It’s a Simbaz and it’s really nicely done. They put some extra care into decorating and making this place look spectacular. You do not have to go around the track if you don’t want to, you can just take the corner and go up to the next level. The ramp up to the next level is a bit wider and nice to open up and fly around. Plus there is a line of fire you pass through and I could of sworn some of it starts chasing you. DEMONS!

Scattered along the track are a few amusements, some sheep to make lambchops outta, but one of my favorite ideas up here is the spinning blades in the road. I wish they could knock you off the track of do some damage to you if you hit them. You just in time for Thanksgiving to carve a few turkeys up. 🙂

Okay so there are a few race tracks at the top you should check out as well as some more shops. You’ll dig these tracks, they’re fun and I’ve been on them a few times. So check them out.

Okay let’s talk about the quirks. No corkscrews Hell yeah! Thank you Cobras. The only thing that you can’t help but notice is that there are a few seams that need to be adjusted and textures lined up. You know the same shit that I point out everywhere. 🙂 Now like I said great track, check it out and you won’t regret it.

Frosty is fucking outta here!


Road Runners MC

Hi folks Frosty here.

Alright I’m at the Road Runners MC riding their track and I have to say I’m rather pleased with this track even though it does have a couple cork screws. Or as I like to call them, “oh shit there is another turn I’m gonna fuck up.” 🙂

I had a great talk with the MC President Dayta Dorchester, and Jonquel Dorchester, they were both incredible helpful and offered up a lot of information about their track. First off Dayta and Seque Abbot designed the track and there is so much I like about this place. so we’re gonna dive in and check this place out.

Let’s see the bottom level. Okay feel free to rezz your bike and take a look around the welcome area. There is an MC community board. Feel free to explore it, cause it will bring you several great tracks on there and alot that I haven’t been to yet but I’m sure I will in time. Okay so rezz your goddamn bike and let’s go. Oh wait if you don’t have a bike, or want to try something different there is a motorcycle test drive vendor here for you to check out. After the welcome area around the corner there is a big club. Looks like some dancing and games can take place. You can park your bike and chill out or play one of the games they have out.

Oh they have a Sheriff’s Office, it’s the office of Kitty Cummings (Great name……giggity) She is the Sgt @ Arms. Don’t mess with her, I hear there is some serious S&M gear being fitted into the Cells.. Or there should be. 🙂

Okay getting to the track the first thing you hit is a corkscrew….. Fuuuuuuuck. Actually this one isn’t bad really, but I always seem to over correct and drive face first into the fucking wall. Glad I can’t take damage cause I would one hurting sumbitch. 🙂 Okay in all honesty, I do fine on Corkscrews, I just need to slow down. But what fun is that? Sometimes it’s just fun to go tits out as fast as you can right? After the corkscrew the track unwinds and is really a lot of fun.

At 214 meters up in the air there is a rest area look out point. This is a great sim surround and looks really nice. Stop and give it a look. I did, and there are some binoculars out on the platform, but i’ll be fried if I know what the hell the picture was in both of them.

Okay so you all know me as a Heavy Metal DJ, love that shit. Right now I’m listening to Lindsey Stirling, she’s a violinist and an incredible talent. Bet you fuckers didn’t expect that. Right now this is her version of Phantom of the Opera. I own a copy of that somewhere. Great stuff.

Back to the track and the second corkscrew that I just got off of. Oooh okay so there are a couple of jumps coming up, now a just a hint for these. Make sure you’re going fast enough. Remember it’s not the fall that kills, it’s the sudden stop. OH JOYS. Hah

If you’re into Paintball there is a small field to play on at 349 meters in the air. I still haven’t checked it out yet. Played in RL a couple times but never in SL. I bet it hurts less when you get peppered with the little high velocity bastards. If bull riding is more your still around the corner there is a mechanical bull whose just itching to toss your happy ass into a wall and then stomp the dick snot outta you. Do you enjoy big balls in your hand? Well than there is some bowling right after the Bull riding. Five lanes of pins and a whole lotta balls to put your hands on. You crazy weirdos. heh. Okay I’m in a weird mood right now. Along the way there is a hot dog stand, great for the scenery but now I’m fucking hungry. Right after the hot dog stand there is a loop. I like loops, they’re fun and I really enjoy watching the physics engine of SL freak out and try to correct everything.

At 702 there is another platform to check out. They have a shooting range to try your luck at, a concert stage and a kick ass roller coaster. Make sure you’re in mouselook to enjoy it properly. From here it’s a climb to the top you have another 360 meters to go into the air until you’re up to the top. There is a great speed track up here so you can enjoy it.

This track is a great ride a lot of positive things and some good stuff to check and look at. Now I know everybody loves to hear about the little things I point out. Well other than the corkscrews and a few seams that are a little off there is nothing negative about this ride. So get over here and check this shit out. You’ll thank me.

This was a porn free review. Holy shit.

Fuck it all! (That’s what she said) Pffft – Fuck you i’m Frosty!

Hells Belles MC and riding track.

Okay folks, today I went to the Hells Belles MC and track area, also home to the Berserker MC. Now the Hells Belles is also the name of a roller derby team near me in RL, but that is just a side note. Also I’ve been assured this isn’t a Lesbian MC, although they’re welcome. It’s a women only MC so gents, put your peckers in your pants and ladies put your leather and flannels on, get your unicorn strap ons equipped and fart glitter if applicable. Don’t ask it’s been a weird day. 🙂

This is all on a Half sim and I have to say I am impressed with the amount of track they have here. Well done Clairebear, very well done.

Okay starting at the bottom of the track you have a great beach to hang out at, there are rafts, floats to lay on, boards to surf on, jet skis, some lounge areas and a couple hot tops. great shit here. Also if you jump in the water and swim a bit you’ll find a sunken pirate ship among some reefs. Well done. Love to see creativity. Also if you’re into fishing there is a 7 seas fishing area. I haven’t fished in awhile but I do enjoy it.

Okay let’s talk about this track. It’s all Mesh track, well put together by Clairebear and it really is a lot of fun. Now this is a riding track, there is not stop and smell the roses, or rub the thorns some where that tickles. You get on your fucking bike and your ride it. This track is well thought out and well put together. Claire has taken great pride in lining her textures and seams up. I couldn’t find one fucking seam to complain about. Damn it! Now there are some translucent textures where you can see the edges butt up against each other but I can’t count that because it’s just SL being SL.

Oh and tonights show is on the other monitor is “Cam sluts, the other tasty treat” And Scrubs on and off. Dr. Reed loves the cock.

Around 1007 Meters in the air you’re gonna launch your happy ass up a long incline and you’re going to land on a platform where the two club houses are situated. As well as some games, a karaoke area if you wanna sing like an idiot. The only song I can sing even remotely well is Bohemian rhapsody and even then I sound like a fucktard. Lovely thought I know. There is a hang out on top of the building if you just wanna chill out and meet new people. They also have a board up that has links to other MCs and tracks. Also don’t forget to tip the track if you like it.

Back to the track. There is plenty more to go here and it just keeps going up. Sharp inclines, turns, straight aways and just some bad ass riding. Now this is a bit of a challenging track, which was awesome. I road it several times and it doesn’t get old I think you’ll all feel the same as I do.

At 1390 Meters in the air there is a drone game. This looks interesting, I wanna get some people together and go try this, it looks really cool…..hang on somebody is fucking texting me. Okay I’m back. So yeah where was I… Oh yeah the drones. This looks interesting to me and you know I can’t focus on anything for very long so I hope this is pretty cool

When you get to the top you will find another set of games, feel free to check them out. I am going to go back and try the Golf driving range one, that looks pretty pisser, and you can aim at exploding targets. We all know of my love for shit blowing up, well this is no exception. There is also a bowling alley, some fucking bumper ball game, some tv’s and a shooting range. Oh yeah and Duck Hunt, if you remember the old Nintendo entertain system than you remember this fucking game. Absolutely love this game and it’s a real shot in the old gaming vein. All the comforts of home!

So in ending this edition of profanity in litrature I must ask, with a women MC why did I not see one sandwich? Seriously i’m hungry, what the fuck? 🙂 Okay to be serious just for a second. Check this place out you’ll love it

Nuff Said! – Get Fucked I’m Frosty.

South Dakota, Angels MC
Hi folks, Frosty here.

This track was built by Kiera Shelter, and she has assured me she isn’t done yet and will tidy up the seams and textures. I think my reputation is starting to get around. 🙂

Today I’m at the Hells Angels South Dakota track. Home of the Angels MC. Sister club to the Hells Angels North Dakota. Bottom floor is the hangout area. Games, Karaoke. If by chance you don’t own your own bike there is a biker rezzer out you can use to ride the track with.

There is a race track right at the start of it all. It’s not a bad little run, I of course bumped off every surface because you know why not. But once you hit the track, shortly afterwards there is a right hand turned marked with an Arrow that will take you up. This part of the track is nice, has a great combination of curves ans straightaways, pay attention some of them creep up on you.

At 396 Meters, there is a small turn off. Not sure why this is here, but there is a beat up shit box truck and an old tractor here. There is also a gas pump here. You haven’t gone that far yet if you need to fill up already we need to talk kids. On a side note I’m watching a big titted blond on a web cam. NOM. Distractions are perky. Where was I. OOOh yeah okay so. Beyond the tires and the rusty shit boxes there is a fence with some horses behind it. I tried to run over them with my Bike.

Moving on. Climb the track a bit more until you get to 534 meters and you’re at another speed track. and another fuel pump…. How much gas do they go through here and why can’t I set it on fire. Moving right along I went around a few corners and bends just chugging away enjoying the view and I came across a……………….gas station. *face palms* When you drive past this gas and gulp and junkie hooker hangout, you come across a left turn marked with an arrow that will lead you up to the next level.

Ooooo here we go, me likey. A haunted house. I love this season I really do. Love the corpses hanging in the trees, is it weird I’m kinda turned on a little? so approached the house, and I see an enter at your own risk sign with a green pose ball on it. Says do not sit here. So I sat there, and promptly fell backwards onto the dirty fucking ground dead apparently. I look down at my corpse and realizes I am rather handsome. But vanity aside, it’s time to stand up and explore this fucking house. Oh man I love this house, I could masturbate in it. TMI? I never know where that line is. Blow me. 🙂 The decor is fantastic, from the spot of blood to the dead guy hanging from the noose. Incidentally in RL I can tie a legit hang mans noose. It’s really pisser. Make sure you poke Wednesday Addams in the face when you see her and also, walk over the not so dead guy under the carpet. He’s a masochist clearly.

I do believe around 745 meters in the air, after the haunted house you will find the club houses, with another gas pump. Laughs. Be careful when you roar up the incline here there is an abrupt stop coming up if you hit it. Sharp left turn onto the next level. I’m looking around and there is a nice little place to rest your feet, chat with some friends. Another speed track and a gas pump. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that Kiera has a lot of Gas. 🙂 The speed track is nice, short and sweet and gets the job done. This is a small area and you’re ready to move up to the next level. So climb the hill and at 907 meters in the air you come to the next level. Bang a right and hit the speed track on your way around. This is a nice little race track also. It’s narrower so I suggest slowing down. I mean I didn’t but who am I suppose to play ping pong if I’m not going way to fast. 🙂 Okay the Covered bridge is a nice touch. Be on the lookout there is a left turn that takes you up.

At 1005 you get to the top of the track. You go through some nice arches to get in and there is a shopping area to poke around and when a rally is in town it can be help up here as well. Nice looking area.

Make sure you keep your eyes peeled there is a ton of shit you will miss if you don’t look around. On the way down there is a surprise and it made me smile. I love creative shit I really do.

Okay here is the nuts and shaft of this track. It’s a great ride. I liked it, it’s well put together and I’ll ride it again. Kiera worked hard on this track and it shows. Like I said she did assure me she is going to clean up the seams and textures because she isn’t done yet. Can’t wait to see the finished product. Okay lessee what else. Okay the track is wide for the most part and really easy to cruise around. There are a couple of spots where things narrow up and you will bounce your happy ass around if you’re not careful. Over all though I like this track a great deal

By the way, I passed a bear who looks likes fucking a log. Seriously. He’s got wood man.

That bear isn’t the only thing that has wood!

Get Bent – Frostylicious


Here I am this weekend at the home of the Tombstone Territory. This is not a stop and look at the roses track, this is a ride your happy ass around and enjoy what this track has to offer.

The spot where you rezz is the area where you start the track, dance your happy ass off on the provided dance pads. There is also a game table and several stores to check out one of them being the best fucking bbq in town. Also there is a duck hunt game on here that brings me back to my younger years when I had a Nintendo and use to play the shit outta that game. It was packaged with Super Mario brothers. Now that game using warps and shit I could beat in just under ten minutes. It was awesome, look how far games have come though. I mean not that SL is a game but more of a way of life and yeah I fucking need coffee to help me focus, I feel rants comeing on. Actually is SL a game or just a huge social interactive chat room where you can attach some body parts and bump uglies? Also on another note there is a hang mans noose here for dates gone bad. I hear it’s an equal opportunity noose, so bitches beware. 🙂

So the bottom floor starts off as a race track around the and then you make your way up to the next level. This track really shines and is a lot of fun. Remember don’t bother smelling the roses, there aren’t any. Actually the owner has stated that he’s not done and is gonna do some decorating around the area.

Next level is a old shitty building could be the old club house. Okay so I asked and yes It is the old club house, currently not being used for much at the moment. I suggest porn. Don’t act surprised cause you know I would watch it. The reason that this is the old club house is that the folks here are currently patching over to the 7th Legion. From what I understand Tombstone will be closing down soon so get over there and ride the track while you still can.

658 meters Continue up the track there is a paint ball area to enjoy right next to a Mad Jacks bike vender area. If you continue up a little a further you’ll come acrossed a little hole in the wall where there are some bowling lanes available if you wanna shut down and chill out for a bit. As well as a shooting range if you keep going up.

I had a chance to talk to Blue – Mastersin and he is definatly closing tombstone in the next few days so feel free to come check out the track while you still can. It’s a shame to lose a decent track but I understand the reasons behind it. So come check it out and say hi. He did also tell me that in the future there is a chance it will open back up down the line elsewhere so there is a good thing.

Have a great weekend Bitches! – Frosty

Legends MC, Kings Crossing Part 2.

Okay so hi folks. Awhile back I did a review on Legends MC, Kings Canyon. Well Jarius has updated the track and finished that new layer and I went back this morning and checked it out. It’s a great addition and I look forward to trying to find something to bitch about. It’s tough for this place but damn it I’m looking. How dare they thwart me and my attempts to complain……. DAMN YOU! 🙂 I did finally see a small glitch in the matrix! YES. It was just a small overlap of one tiny piece of texture. Really though this track is well thought out and just gone over with a fine tooth comb.

If you haven’t read the first review please do so first and then read this one. If you’ve already read the first one than read it again. Okay just read it. Shit do I have to dress you and put you in your purdy pink panties as well?

Okay all caught up now? Good okay lets get going and we’re gonna pick up in the crystal cavern cave where the new part of the track just opened up. Traveling up the road you come out of the cave and hit a nice forested area. It’s a great transition, nice and smooth no issues. Following the road you wind through the forest around a few bends in the road. You know I must say there are some great views to be had, some places to stop and smell the fucking flowers and well perhaps a meth / taco stand. There is a good idea, Meth and tacos……. at a road side stand. Covers all your needs, well except for hookers. How about a Meth, Hooker and Taco stand please? Man I need food BRB.

Okay I’m back, I’m watching the League on Netflix and freshly showered. TMI you ask? Tough shit. 🙂

Okay done with the rambling and back to the track. Okay let’s be serious, I’ll never stop rambling but I will try to focus just a bit.

This part of the track is really well laid out, it keeps with the theme of the whole track, it’s got some great decorations and just the right amount of curves, straight aways and it’s a lot of fun. Around 880 Meters in the air you get to the next level. This will take you around the outskirts of the sim and you get a great view of everything. At the very top of the track there is a rest area to pull over and relax. If you’re so inclined, jump on the Zip line. That will take you down to the lake house in the water where you can sit around a nice camp fire and talk about the ride or get splinters in your ass from the logs. Either way I’m cool with it. 🙂 Inside the little lake house you will see on the side of the wall is the grand prize photo taken on the day of the grand opening of the SIM, and it’s really well done I was impressed.

The one thing I would like to see is a small bridge from the little campground over to the road. I tried to walk over and got stuck under the ground. Not a huge deal but it needs to be a little easier.

Other than that not much else to say. Well done again Jarius. Can’t wait to see what you do next.

No Fucking Regrets! – Frosty

The Whiskey Rebels.


Okay sorry for the delay, I really have been dragging my ass lately. RL stuff and just tired have kinda kept me on the SL sidelines a bit. Plus end of summer stuff at work and so on. It’s no excuse but eat me it’s what I got.

Okay so let’s talk about the Whiskey Rebel track. I’ve driven this track a few times and it’s a good ride. It is nice an long which is just how I like them and there isn’t any corkscrews. Which I’m sure all of you know how much I dislike corkscrews and that shit by now. 🙂

First thing is first. They’re having a Rally October 23,24 and 25. So sign up early to get a space. It’s looking to be a big one so don’t miss out. I plan on being there as well and maybe drinking a bit, who the fuck knows what i’ll do. So if you want to reserve a spot talk to the MC President Ziggy Stoanes and he will sort you out. While I’m writing this I smell a cookout in the background sooo distractions distractions and mmmmmmm flesh sizzling.

Okay so let’s start this bitch out. The bottom of the sim is phenomenal. Love it, there is a ton of shit to do, the space is very well used and you will not be fucking disappointed. Let’s see they have a bunch of shit to do. Bumper cars, because vehicle homicide is fun for kids of all ages, well at least attempted. 🙂 If for some reason you do not have a bike, well Whiskey bikes is on the sim and from what I understand they are priced 500 L$ a piece and hey that’s a damned good bargain. So check them out and get your ass up the track. Let’s see they have a tiki lounge, 7 seas fishing, there is a gaming area. Now I recently tried surfing for the first time, it was kinda fun. I like new things. So turns out they have a surfing area here and waves to ride. If you haven’t tired it, I suggest you do so because it’s fairly cool. Make sure when you’re surfing you aim for the duckies, the little bastards are asking for it. Man they have a lot of shit on the bottom level which includes a diving platform. OOOHHH yeah, Audrey two is there, you know just chilling. I stood next to the big fucking plant for a picture was really hoping it would eat me but alas here I still am. FEED ME FROSTY. HA HA HA… If you’ve seen the movie, picture that in the voice of Audrey 2. Now there is also a really long water slide and that’s rather cool to go down. There is a teleport up to it, but you can also ride the track and get to it that way.

Let’s see As you’re exploring you must ask yourself, do you have your shots? You’re gonna come to this run down rusty rat trap with a bull riding machine, some mud wrestling and loud awesome music. You have arrived at Club Tetanus and well you may get that and AIDS. Who knows about either of those but it could happen. 🙂 Who doesn’t love gambling with their health.

Okay lets get on up the track. There is a short curvy little drive upwards to 71 meters in the air you come to the first speed track. You have to follow the speed track a ways and keep an eye out for the exit, it’s not marked at all but it takes you up another curvy path to another speed track at 132 meters in the air. This speed track has sheep on it. KILL! I love little touches like these, seriously it cracks me the fuck up. I mean sure i’ll have to clean blood and body parts outta my spokes but fuck it. That’s the price of entertainment.

Another race track at 485 meters. This level of the track needs help with the textures. I would really like to see some different textures for the walls, like they did to the lower parts of the track. I’m hoping this is a work in progress and they just haven’t gotten to it yet.

At 752 meters in the air there is a large paint ball / zombies area. Check this out. There is a teleporter to the region if you don’t want to ride the track to get it. Follow the track a little bit and at 767 meters you get to the psychedelic area, i hope you’re on acid cause this is fucking trippy, seriously I think I had a seizure here. YAY! After the tripping balls section is past you continue up the track and you come to several jumps and loops. Both of which are great, I love different things on tracks. Oh and there is a section where there are some escaped convicts or tourists…..doesn’t matter, just Kill them. Pretty please?

At the top of the sim at 976 meters in the air, there are the drag races, and the spot where I believe they’re holding the rally. Nice area, come reserve a tent for your MC.

Now there is a little side track up to an obstacle course. Go check that out. Nice thing about this track is they’re constantly doing something different so it is worth multiple trips up.

Okay now for the routine complaints. This is a nice long track and I enjoyed the ride, it was nice and curvy and well it’s fun. The speed tracks are worth checking out. The whole place is worth checking out you will enjoy the track by yourself or with your friends.

So the things that bothered me. Now remember I’m just an independent dude who does this for fun, I don’t get paid and my opinion doesn’t mean anything. I just try to give a fair and balanced review of what I ride. With that being said. Fix the seams, fix the textures and this ride will be so much nicer. There are quite a few seams visible, they aren’t hard to miss. I would suggest that the textures on the sides don’t need to match the track itself. Maybe guardrail textures or concrete. It will look better and I won’t Try to drive on them. 🙂 It might be a good idea to point out where the upper levels start. Cause I wasn’t paying attention and passed them each and every damn time until I smartened up.

Okay folks have fun on this ride and if you don’t like it, go get AIDS at the club.

GET FUCKED – I’m Frosty!