The Whiskey Rebels.

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Okay sorry for the delay, I really have been dragging my ass lately. RL stuff and just tired have kinda kept me on the SL sidelines a bit. Plus end of summer stuff at work and so on. It’s no excuse but eat me it’s what I got.

Okay so let’s talk about the Whiskey Rebel track. I’ve driven this track a few times and it’s a good ride. It is nice an long which is just how I like them and there isn’t any corkscrews. Which I’m sure all of you know how much I dislike corkscrews and that shit by now. šŸ™‚

First thing is first. They’re having a Rally October 23,24 and 25. So sign up early to get a space. It’s looking to be a big one so don’t miss out. I plan on being there as well and maybe drinking a bit, who the fuck knows what i’ll do. So if you want to reserve a spot talk to the MC President Ziggy Stoanes and he will sort you out. While I’m writing this I smell a cookout in the background sooo distractions distractions and mmmmmmm flesh sizzling.

Okay so let’s start this bitch out. The bottom of the sim is phenomenal. Love it, there is a ton of shit to do, the space is very well used and you will not be fucking disappointed. Let’s see they have a bunch of shit to do. Bumper cars, because vehicle homicide is fun for kids of all ages, well at least attempted. šŸ™‚ If for some reason you do not have a bike, well Whiskey bikes is on the sim and from what I understand they are priced 500 L$ a piece and hey that’s a damned good bargain. So check them out and get your ass up the track. Let’s see they have a tiki lounge, 7 seas fishing, there is a gaming area. Now I recently tried surfing for the first time, it was kinda fun. I like new things. So turns out they have a surfing area here and waves to ride. If you haven’t tired it, I suggest you do so because it’s fairly cool. Make sure when you’re surfing you aim for the duckies, the little bastards are asking for it. Man they have a lot of shit on the bottom level which includes a diving platform. OOOHHH yeah, Audrey two is there, you know just chilling. I stood next to the big fucking plant for a picture was really hoping it would eat me but alas here I still am. FEED ME FROSTY. HA HA HA… If you’ve seen the movie, picture that in the voice of Audrey 2. Now there is also a really long water slide and that’s rather cool to go down. There is a teleport up to it, but you can also ride the track and get to it that way.

Let’s see As you’re exploring you must ask yourself, do you have your shots? You’re gonna come to this run down rusty rat trap with a bull riding machine, some mud wrestling and loud awesome music. You have arrived at Club Tetanus and well you may get that and AIDS. Who knows about either of those but it could happen. šŸ™‚ Who doesn’t love gambling with their health.

Okay lets get on up the track. There is a short curvy little drive upwards to 71 meters in the air you come to the first speed track. You have to follow the speed track a ways and keep an eye out for the exit, it’s not marked at all but it takes you up another curvy path to another speed track at 132 meters in the air. This speed track has sheep on it. KILL! I love little touches like these, seriously it cracks me the fuck up. I mean sure i’ll have to clean blood and body parts outta my spokes but fuck it. That’s the price of entertainment.

Another race track at 485 meters. This level of the track needs help with the textures. I would really like to see some different textures for the walls, like they did to the lower parts of the track. I’m hoping this is a work in progress and they just haven’t gotten to it yet.

At 752 meters in the air there is a large paint ball / zombies area. Check this out. There is a teleporter to the region if you don’t want to ride the track to get it. Follow the track a little bit and at 767 meters you get to the psychedelic area, i hope you’re on acid cause this is fucking trippy, seriously I think I had a seizure here. YAY! After the tripping balls section is past you continue up the track and you come to several jumps and loops. Both of which are great, I love different things on tracks. Oh and there is a section where there are some escaped convicts or tourists…..doesn’t matter, just Kill them. Pretty please?

At the top of the sim at 976 meters in the air, there are the drag races, and the spot where I believe they’re holding the rally. Nice area, come reserve a tent for your MC.

Now there is a little side track up to an obstacle course. Go check that out. Nice thing about this track is they’re constantly doing something different so it is worth multiple trips up.

Okay now for the routine complaints. This is a nice long track and I enjoyed the ride, it was nice and curvy and well it’s fun. The speed tracks are worth checking out. The whole place is worth checking out you will enjoy the track by yourself or with your friends.

So the things that bothered me. Now remember I’m just an independent dude who does this for fun, I don’t get paid and my opinion doesn’t mean anything. I just try to give a fair and balanced review of what I ride. With that being said. Fix the seams, fix the textures and this ride will be so much nicer. There are quite a few seams visible, they aren’t hard to miss. I would suggest that the textures on the sides don’t need to match the track itself. Maybe guardrail textures or concrete. It will look better and I won’t Try to drive on them. šŸ™‚ It might be a good idea to point out where the upper levels start. Cause I wasn’t paying attention and passed them each and every damn time until I smartened up.

Okay folks have fun on this ride and if you don’t like it, go get AIDS at the club.

GET FUCKED – I’m Frosty!

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